Can You Say "Saddle Sore"?

Ugh! I rode my bike for 90 minutes last night and my rear end has not been happy today. I have tried everything I can think of to make riding more comfortable. I tried the saddle with the hole in the middle designed by medical doctors and scientists from NASA. I tried the extra cushy seat pad to go on top of my saddle. I tried raising the 'nose' of the saddle a little so that the 'cushy' part of my bum rests more soundly on the 'cushy' part of my saddle. Nothing has worked yet! I haven't looked, but I am certain that I'm developing some pretty significant bruises. Oh well, no pain, no gain, right? Fortunately, my saint of a husband ordered me one of those racks that fits across the bathtub to hold a book and other items while you soak away the day's troubles. I think tonight is the perfect night to try it out along with a little 'libation' . . .